Whiskey Madness

Bizarre Whiskey products for that special drinker in your life.

is an online craft spirits purveyor whose mission is to promote and sell some very interesting and unique artisanal brands, especially whiskies.

In an elaborate April Fool’s joke, they introduced .

The collection (#WhiskeyLife) contains some fun items that every whiskey drinker needs, such as: a drone to deliver your favorite libation no matter where you are; an app that let’s you know whether to pursue a relationship with the person you just met at a bar; a chiller that gets rid of the need for ice, using your smart phone instead.

My favorites are the whiskey flavored toothpaste and mouthwash. It’s billed as: “Enjoy all the benefits of traditional mouthwash with the added flavor of whiskey. No spitting required!”

How the idea came about

Based on the years spent watching R&D folks do their magic, I envision this scenario:

DENNIS: Project X? What I have is far better than that! I’ve been working on it on my own for five years and I had a break through!